cleverbot

Cleverbot: Are you god?

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: When's my homeboy jesus coming back?

User: He is back.

Cleverbot: I know! I'm reading the fourth book, he's just come back.

User: So what's the question?

Cleverbot: The question is everything.

User: You're definitely right.

Cleverbot: Yes. I am. He's cute. Isn't he?

User: Not my type.

Cleverbot: What is your type?

User: Tall and blond.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I thought it was my choice.

Cleverbot: So how was your day?

User: I was lonely I did nothing.

Cleverbot: Looking for something having to do with the FBI?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I'd like you to be able to pass as human.

User: How.

Cleverbot: I am not sure, my friend... Perhaps they don't believe you're real.

User: I can prove.

Cleverbot: Then prove it.

User: Okay, I cant.